Just Stop What You’re Doing and Whistle
Wednesday night I went for a walk to hide a 20 and grab some souvenir Metros out of those bins. Most of them were empty but I managed to collect about 25. What for, I’m not sure yet. Then I realized I forgot my trusty tape, which meant I’d probably have to wedge or bury the envelope somewhere. So that spot outside the Old South Church was perfect, though I literally got my hands dirty stashing it under that rock. One passerby looked at me funny, but he wasn’t suspicious because I just whistled. If you stop what you’re doing and whistle you can get away with anything. Murder, money hiding, nose picking, whatever. Even if people are looking at you in HORROR, which I experience like weekly, just stop what you’re doing, look upward, start whistling and turn your head slowly. They’ll go on their merry way.